so i was telling my coworker about the time i got stuck to a bus and then we both went to break the coffee machine and she's still there and I think I've left it too long to admit I knew it was going to explode (she's cleaning up).
I also think that I shouldn't be in air traffic control given I just unplugged our computers by spinning increasingly quickly in a clockwise direction because i didn't want to engage with my work on screen.
I also bought grapes hoping they were blueberries, despite the packaging and everything suggesting they are grapes and disappointingly they have turned out to be prewine.
I don't like wine.
and milkshake. Nobody is going to drink raw milk but it improves over time. and with the addition of sugar.
I bought oat milk.
And spinach. Damn it I forgot to have that for lunch.
Okay.
A double wink is a blink. So when you're tryng to wink twice as hard at someone then they just think you're having a muscular spasm.
Ah well.
my first paragraph implies we intentionally broke the coffee machine. We actually just wanted a nice fresh brew before settling in for a solid 12 minutes of work.
