| 2018 | 05 | 02 | coffee comedown |

'Why isn't she texting? Perhaps she's dead. Better than being stood up'

I feel like I've failed at life because I don't like wine. 

So we're got a big deal coming to the office on monday, and we were all asked to come up with ideas to spice things up. 

All my contributions kind of added up to being like a birthday party for a 5 year old. 

Goats. Office goats and penguins. 
Small pot plants with exciting names. 

6 different varieties of dip and crisps. 
Chicken nuggets. 
Some kind of pink and sparkly balloons. 

Another penguin.