The book of plank
I'm not sure I'll ever get over that trip to Sipson, but I guess now is as good a time as any.
We weren't even late.
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| fricking majestic that |
Tuesdays are my favourite days of the week.
'why play so hard to get when you're already so hard to want?'
'you look like a before picture'
'you're impossible to underestimate'
'i envy people who haven't met you'
'i have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you'
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some people are seriously s
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I'm tired of doing things to please other people.
At 25 I kind of thought I'd have a lot more figured out by now, but honestly I don't have a fricking clue half the time.
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this was written about me. for me.
SOPHIEEEEE - she is here
SOPHIEEEEE - shouting loud
SOPHIEEEEE - running about
SOPHIEEEEE - doing things
SOPHIEEEEE - still here
SOPHIEEEEE - not going anywhere
SOPHIEEEEE - on the chair
Verse 2:
SOPHIEEEEE - breaking stuff
SOPHIEEEEE - eating stuff
SOPHIEEEEE - looking at stuff
SOPHIEEEE - finding things
SOPHIEEEE - in a cupboard
SOPHIEEEEE - forgetting things
SOPHIEEEEE - finding a worm
SOPHIEEEEE - wasn't a worm
SOPHIEEEEE - [Guitar solo]
SOPHIEEEEE - by a rock
SOPHIEEEEE - with some bread
SOPHIEEEEE - saw a bus
SOPHIEEEEE - typing loud
SOPHIEEEEE - eating bolognase
SOPHIEEEEE - trying to spell bolognase
SOPHIEEEEE - dysxeila
SOPHIEEEEE - by a rock again
SOPHIEEEEE - different rock though
SOPHIEEEEE - lost a shoe
SOPHIEEEE - reviewing crisps
SOPHIEEEE - but they're stale
SOPHIEEEE - not bothering to accept the preservation value of inert gases in a sealed container
This song was written by my coworker after a particularly long day.
We spent far too much time together.
and to clarify, all that happened in that same one day.
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Verb. Sophie [so-fee]
To introduce into a situation, conversation or traditional apple crumble recipe an unexpected element which, against all logic, turns out to be brilliant, hilarious, and concerning simultaneously.
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| that's my hand. or after training. a chalk covered claw - i was unable to hold a pen |
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