/ today is brought to you by the unrbeakable kimmy schmidt and other things filed under you teenage dirtbag
i love my ukulele.
I have been tormenting the world with it. For around 4 hours last night. My fingers hurt.
So.
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livestream#
YOU CAN'T BE LATE FOR SOMETHING THAT HASN'T HAPPENED YET
>YOU CAN BE LATE BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED
BE LATE SOONER OKAY?
THEN YOU CAN BE LESS LATE EARLIER
wel well welll - just so you know where you stand.
homing pigeons are only homing in when they're going home.
thinking face
I think the relationship you build with your co-workers is hilarious.
You spend more time with them than anyone else.
You can communicate with just your eyes.
Like in a meeting. When there are tears running out of the eyes in front of me. I know its sadness.
We're really close like that.
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big skydaddy
mofo g
ged
raise the root.
my biggest failing in life is not coming up with covfefe first
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It's a british thing, you know, the big blue round.
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