Firstly. Put on the Major Lazer remix of 'shape of you'.
Now. Business.
This is the outfit I wore when an eletrician asked me how my GCSE's were going.
I can almost understand why.
Same pose. Except I'd just shovelled over 1 tonne of dirt across our driveway. Jerry stood and watched. And occasionally swept the drive. Because that was completely essential whilst I was throwing it everyone.
I remember this selfie.
I remember who it was for.
I think now is an apt time to get it back out.
Biatch.
Who else remembers the milkshakes if 2016? The constant supply. The never ending dairy goodness.
I never want that stuff again.
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Charlotte had completely managed to take me out. and I couldn't escape. Courtesy of the grip around my neck. |
THE GOAT FARM
Gone but never forgotten. Well not really gone.
If you didn't know already. I fricking love goats.
And clearly myself.
Right. So the animals on the farm were going mental for the food.
So naturally I had to try some.
2/5. Wouldn't really recommend. You could probably buy yourself some human food with that money and feel a lot better about life.
Then the horse made me cry. It was so sassy.
I was genuinely crying.
The children around me were scared.
I miss mike. we used to go play in the woods and climb trees. Now he just flies planes and goes to school. Sigh.